Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29827) - you deserved it (5587)
On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States
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You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!
#7 - On 05/19/2011 at 7:20pm by KatrinaKitten
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I like Shamu. ;D
#9 - On 05/19/2011 at 7:20pm by sarah_cheverie
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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