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Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28794) - you deserved it (5434)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

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