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Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14396) - you deserved it (35616)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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wobble wobble

#2 - On 04/29/2011 at 5:50am by ChopToxicity

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Before anyone else jumps to conclusions about OP's weight, I would like to point out that just because her thighs rub together does not mean she's fat.

#11 - On 04/29/2011 at 6:07am by CateXOX

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