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Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to fuck off.
At first I thought it said Cock- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016