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Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22013) - you deserved it (3095)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

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And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to fuck off.

#14 - On 04/25/2011 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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Your boyfriend is a douche.

#8 - On 04/25/2011 at 10:00am by Livinia

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