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Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22514) - you deserved it (3146)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

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And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to fuck off.

#14 - On 04/25/2011 at 10:06am by DocBastard

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At first I thought it said Cock- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.

#2 - On 04/25/2011 at 9:53am by sourgirl101

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