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Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by Deirbhile (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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#1 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:02pm by daemani

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well it's true. gingers suck! icky icky spawns of Satan!!!!

#271 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:12pm by hellokittywhore

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WTF dude he's a dipshit for not liking red hair... red hair is awesome

#278 - On 03/29/2010 at 2:03am by JamesM9794

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I love red hair too

#279 - On 03/30/2010 at 1:20am by ilovefatcats

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gingers don't have souls!

#280 - On 04/13/2010 at 7:17pm by bobby_salcedo5

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YDI for being a ginger. Fyl

#285 - On 06/13/2010 at 1:49am by mitchizabeast

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wow Gingers can't help that they have red hair and freackles!!! it's not their fault!!!

#289 - On 07/25/2010 at 5:34pm by 79up

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harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.

#2 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:02pm by pinkducttape

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haha gingervitus

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm by ka_mc

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lol! that's a good one. gingers are usually either really hot or really...not-hot. mostly the latter..=|

#268 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:25pm by stephto

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two of my best friendsare redheads

#275 - On 03/16/2010 at 12:38pm by jazziue

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I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.

#4 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:06pm by lookitsnatash

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You know what they say about eavesdroppers..

#5 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:06pm by blooop

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i'm a ginger too :D
and i'm a girl
i don't care what other people say, i LOVE my red hair

#6 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:07pm by australiaaaa

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you shouldn't...

#287 - On 06/29/2010 at 4:06pm by foseberry3

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this sounds alot like the first FML i ever read. it was something along the lines of: Today, I found out that my dad had told my mom he was glad she wasn't a ginger because he hated them and wouldn't even have a red-headed wife. i'm their red headed daughter. FML or something like that.

#7 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:07pm by YLIF

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Ever hear of sarcasm?

#8 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:07pm by schadenfreude023

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fucking gingers...jk jk, lol, i don't mind em

#9 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:08pm by trackrunner525

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what in the hell is ginger?.. something you put in food?.. god, I feel so stupid right now.

#10 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:09pm by slutsstud

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it's someone with bright red hair and freckles

#284 - On 05/15/2010 at 1:54am by skyttlz

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I've always wanted red hair. I already have freckles. Brown-blonde hair sucks. I really want thick, long, lustrous curly red hair, but alas, there are no redheads in my ancestry.

#291 - On 07/31/2010 at 11:00am by Einthe

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What is this, South Park??

#11 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:10pm by brocode565

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I agree with #4. Hahahaha

I don't see anything wrong with it, I mean, my best friends boyfroend is a ginger, we make fun of him, but we are kidding.

#12 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:10pm by Mhmthathappened

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A Ginger is someone who has red hair, white skin, and freckles. I also didn't know that people with no souls had emotions, so I'm a little confused.

#13 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:11pm by Compwiz1993

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my mom has red hair pale skin and freckles but she's really beutiful

#277 - On 03/20/2010 at 9:50am by laxgirl3

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i love red headsss

#14 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:11pm by yellowberri

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Serves you right for being a damn dirty ginger.

#15 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:11pm by survivalism

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what the hell, fk u im ginger.

#256 - On 06/22/2009 at 6:47am by xsw33tyx101

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I would give my right arm to have red hair. :(

#16 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:11pm by faery

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really? it's not that serious. if u would give that much to have red hair then there's a lot more wrong with u then just ur hair color.

#286 - On 06/22/2010 at 12:58am by adaniscool

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uh, that was harsh =P
i personally love red head chicks, they're gorgeous =P

#17 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:12pm by Moco_hanz

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I love Gingersssss!
I'd give anything for red hair.

#18 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:13pm by MussoMalfunction

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#12- don't forget that they can't be pirates either.

#19 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:14pm by lookitsnatash

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I LOVE gingers! They're hot! Like their hair!!!

#20 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:14pm by radar53

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Wait, what? People bias against redheads? Where? O_o Hair color bias is just as stupid as skin color bias. What's the point? What the hell do people think is wrong with them? What's wrong with this fucking world?!

#21 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:14pm by LH0026

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"I have a dream, that all the red-haired people, brunettes, and blondes can love together in peace and harmony.

^if that happened, this would be my fml
Today, I Learned about the segragation of schools, resturants, and even water fountains, by haircolor. What has the world come to?? FML

#276 - On 03/19/2010 at 6:42am by Rikku95

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Oh God, I love gingers more than anything.

#22 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:14pm by jujujuice

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I'm a burnette and I dye my hair red. I love red hair :)

#273 - On 02/28/2010 at 11:27pm by tori121

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Words can't explain how much I LOVE red hair. I wish I was a ginger so so much. It's soooo beautiful, embrace it!

#23 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:14pm by sunrises

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I love gingers! I wish I had red hair. It's beautiful in my honest opinion. :)

#24 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:15pm by i_imagine

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I LOVE Gingers.
How can you not love a ginger, seriously?
I actually think it's sooo sexy!

#25 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:18pm by taylorella

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i have red hair and all the guys at my school are so immature and call me a ginger and make fun of me cause my hair color so stupid

rad hair is a pretty color don't let anyone tell u different

#26 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:18pm by bella145

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Gingers are HOT. :]

#27 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:18pm by Pointless

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I would feel bad if you didnt scare me

#28 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:20pm by SameAsAbove22

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Gingers are unattractive though.

#29 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:22pm by noordinarylove

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Ouch...don't listen to him I LOVE gingers they're gorgeous

#30 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:22pm by LuckyCharms

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I have red hair, but I'm not a ginger. Muahahahahah!

#31 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:24pm by emery52

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gingers are an endangered species.

#32 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:26pm by grazynaanka

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dude. gingers are smexy. i'd be like "hey dad, when i was born, did you yell at mommy that i should've been an abortion?"

#33 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:27pm by planecrashdreams

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Wow that's dumb. Both the FML and the losers who clearly have nothing better to do than believe what they hear on South Park. You guys are SO smart, seriously.

#34 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:27pm by TheCupcakeNinja

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Learn to take a joke.

#35 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:28pm by appledapple

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i sure hope he was being sarcastic

#36 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:29pm by waxstigmata

Agree with 4

#37 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:30pm by JacktheBlack

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First off, South Park isn't the end-all be-all. Redheads are a dying breed! It's up to you to carry on the torch!

#38 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:31pm by BrandNewKadillak

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Don't listen to him, red hair is beautiful! Think about those fiction characters everybody loves like Ron Weasley, Dana Scully, Willow....... Be proud of who you are!

#39 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:31pm by mycobain

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wow, I read all the comments and thought "hey, I'm going to mention Ron Weasley since nobody else has" and the last comment did. typical.

#40 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:34pm by lolololcheese

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Why'd you have to include that you're your father's daughter? Isn't that a given?

#41 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:35pm by ffpoisongirl

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he was probably joking. i hope.
redheads are going extinct! :( i love gingers

#42 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:36pm by jewjewbee

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HAHA! Fire crotch! :P

#43 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:37pm by UnCensoredBitch

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Gingers ftw! My avatar is actually an old picture. I no longer have red hair (it's now black). I don't really like the color on guys though.

#44 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:37pm by i_am_tiff_21

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Ginger girls are hot. Ginger guys, not so much.

#45 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:41pm by dzizzle

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I would think having a child with a learning disability would be FAR worse.
Freaking hyperbole.

#46 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:42pm by tempaccount

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Has your dad been watching South Park? If so, he probably thinks you have no soul either :(

#47 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:44pm by Spiffy

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Ginger women are usually hot as hell! Not a big fan of the curls tho.

#48 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:44pm by Tehalon

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Hahaha South Park! Ginger kids have no soul! But yeah your screwed haha

#49 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:44pm by Errrkkellayyy

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i have red hair too! i love it...but i hate when people say shit about it.
and people calling me a ginger pisses me off too.

#50 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:46pm by hotsauce8949

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#51 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:47pm by yousuckballs

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ouccchhhh. that sounds so much like the south park episode.
oh well, gingers r cool.

#52 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:47pm by abcdilovehaterrs

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I didn't know hating redheads was even a thing o_O I've always heard only good things about redheads. I myself have the whole pale-n-freckled thing going, but unfortunately for me I get to have mousy brown hair--I'd freaking LOVE to be a redhead. Reading some of these comments has been very surreal.

#53 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:51pm by hehpoof

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He better have been being sarcastic.

#54 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:51pm by AnnaSeptic

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Wtf i think gingers are cute :X

#56 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:52pm by n00bsauce

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He might have been joking! In any case, red hair is awesome! Blonde and brunette hair is so boring! Be proud of your red hair!

#57 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:53pm by x_eyebrows

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#3 HAHAHAHA =D

#58 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:53pm by foreverisabelx3

Red hair is absolutely gorgeous. Don't listen to what he says; he's being stupid and cruel. Redheads are beautiful!

#60 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:56pm by x_lyssielou

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darn fire crotches...

#61 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:56pm by jorygirly

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YDI for being a torch and a firecrotch.

#62 - On 05/03/2009 at 5:58pm by tjh116

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Your dad was probably being sarcastic.

#63 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:03pm by MrMushroom

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haha ouch. dont worry my friends a ginger and hes pretty cute [:

#64 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:04pm by chinkeyxsmile

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That was sarcasm for sure.

#65 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:05pm by mezeek

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People have a bias against redheads in the UK. As in, the ONLY. PLACE. Where that term is in vogue. People who don't get this are stupid.

Your dad probably WASN'T being sarcastic, but he is a dick. And probably loves you anyway. You, on the other hand, are a lucky bitch for having lovely red hair.

#66 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:06pm by texmas

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If you guys want red hair it isn't that hard to go to the store and buy a bottle of color.

#67 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:08pm by tick_tock

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Holy hell. Don't listen to him. Gingers are absolutely stunning. I'm so jealous of you. =/

#68 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:11pm by FMY_FYL

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ahahahhahahahahahahaha

#70 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:13pm by dvsfive

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One thing I've noticed is that gingers always have issues. Emotional, mental, or otherwise. Next time you see a ginger pornstar watch real closely, they're never enjoying it.

#71 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:14pm by Thassodar

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it's not just the red hair that makes them a ginger, it's the pasty skin, the hair is ORANGE red & frizzy, and tons of freckles too.

regular redheads are another thing, and super hot.

my husband loves regular redheads and can't stand gingers.

#72 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:17pm by fretforyerlatte

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Awww. Why is ginger such a negative term?
It should only be offensive if you're actually ugly or something...
>.>

#73 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:18pm by Taylorlake

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sneak into his room during the night and massage some orange dye into his hair.

#74 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:20pm by spannerxox

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#64 is correct. That South Park episode was a satire using the ridiculous prejudice of red heads in the UK to make fun of racism in general. Its sarcasm. I dont get how some people dont understand that.

#75 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:23pm by kk

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He was probably just trying to make his friend feel better.

#76 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:23pm by MrZach

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lmao hilarious

#77 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:23pm by jenn03

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I think redheads are adorable.
:) There's nothing wrong with that.

#78 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:26pm by SublatePandemic

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That is terrible. Go tell your dad to fuck off. It sounds like your dad's friend is a shit stirrer, I mean why would he say that if he knows that you are a ginger. Tell him to fuck off as well.

#79 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:27pm by insane_chick

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I'm sure he was just trying to comfort his friend, and #14, I hope you're being sarcastic, or you're a total ass.

#80 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:28pm by jewelxcharm

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People with redhair are inhuman.

#81 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:29pm by AustenT

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eww... gingers..

#82 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:30pm by Necrophile

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Ew. I'm sorry, but both your father and his friend are incredibly mean. What is wrong with having a red-headed child? As long as it's healthy, who cares?

Rock that red-hair, girl! :-)

#83 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:31pm by squeaksx24

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#84 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:31pm by mattiscool

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Maybe it was gingerbread....?

#85 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:32pm by AnaMaree

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Let's keep the Irish black, shall we? There is only one hot ginger and her name is Amy Adams.

#86 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:32pm by catryn

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poor gingers.

#87 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:34pm by Ssssophiie

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Red heads = hot

#88 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:37pm by Rollercoaster

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but gingers are sexy

#89 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:38pm by chunkofchange

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Yea, FYL. That was seriously rude of your dad and his friend.

#90 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:38pm by coffeennicotine

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Your dad is a jackass. But chickie, be proud of your red hair! Tons of guys love it. I'm a redhead (female) and I get tons of compliments on my hair color.

People who are saying things against redheads: you guys are being stupid and not really funny. As can be seen, discrimination against redheads does exist. Have you ever heard of "gingerphobia?" It's just as stupid and baseless as discriminating against race.

#91 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:46pm by Authoress

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i have red hair! ive been called a ginger so many times...it gets really annoying...its not even funny anymore. people are just jealous because we are unique!!

#93 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:49pm by fmlonthedaily

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Why do people keep saying they love redheads when there's a very thick line between a redhead and a ginger? Redheads aren't also inherently ghostly pale and freckled.

Also, agreed with the person questioning the FML, as people with no souls shouldn't have emotions.

#94 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:50pm by Nakedsquirrel

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loll you have no soul!

#95 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:52pm by suckstobeyou3

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ever heard of sarcasm ??

#96 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:54pm by funnystory

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slap that asshat.

#97 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:56pm by pencilmustache

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I think I've heard this one before... or one just like it. O_o

#98 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:56pm by Carosello

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My boyfriend is ginger, and I looooooooove it. It makes him unique and easy to spot in a crowd. Haha.

#99 - On 05/03/2009 at 6:57pm by color_me_trapped

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G-I-N-G-E-R-S cant be pirates! They have no souls..

anyway, =( .. just =(

#100 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:01pm by Pirate_argh

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I'm a Ginger but when I was in 5th grade the guys in my class would make fun of me soo much I would come home crying all the time because I was very self concious about my hair color but now I love it!!

#101 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:03pm by I_live_4_clh

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I loooooooooooooove red hair. I'm strawberry blonde but I envy red hair soo much

#102 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:04pm by Bear_Sandwich

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LOL. :P

#103 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:08pm by kristindabomb

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I have red hair. I'm naturally pale. I have tons of freckles. But my eyes are blue and I have a small soul and I'm not a d-bag.

I'm not a ginger.

I highly doubt you are, either.

#104 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:10pm by tinyrainclouds

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YDI for being a ginger.

#105 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:10pm by chris5182

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red hair only looks good on girls

#106 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:14pm by bunnygirl

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being a ginger is awesome. don't let anyone tell you different.
we're mutants, i mean, how cool is that?

#107 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:14pm by idratherbinsh

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Honestly, where the hell did this "let's make fun of gingers" thing start? I don't see what's wrong with red hair; I love it. But I'm always hearing people say things about redheads and I just don't get it.

#108 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:17pm by Atropos

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aww im so sorry well at least theres ppl outthere that like gingers ... im one those that like them so dont fell bad

#109 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:30pm by NeverBAckDown

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Gingers suck. They have no souls. I have no sympathy

#110 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:33pm by ACT99

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Hey wtf I'm a ginger :/. I don't have pasty white skin or many freckles, just the red hair. I do like my hair occasionally, but other times I wish I had brown hair.

#111 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:35pm by Metal1209

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Sucks for the kid, people only love red hair if it's on a girl. It can really suck sometimes because hating on gingers is considered an acceptable form of racism, but hey, you win some you lose some.

#112 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:45pm by hpodity

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well red hair on girls is hot, so don't worry about it

#113 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:54pm by jio_freed

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#114 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:56pm by satanicminnow1

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If they were joking and laughed about it, this wouldn't be an FML at all. That is why I don't believe some of these FMLs. They could just say,"and laughs pursued" and it wouldn't be an FML.

#115 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:58pm by Jertastic

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i bet he was joking

#116 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:58pm by love4running

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Maybe he was being sarcastic?

#117 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:00pm by kitkat26

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My grandma LOVES red hair. She said that if a new baby came along and had red hair that she would love it more than the rest of us. I'm sure she was joking. Well I HOPE she was joking. So maybe your dad was just playing along. :P

#118 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:08pm by angelxcollins

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#119 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:14pm by satanicminnow1

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Good. I hate Gingers, too. I married a Japanese man just for that reason. I'm not kidding.

#120 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:16pm by onigiriqueen

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And also, for those of you out there defending Gingers, WATCH SOUTH PARK YOU LOSERS!

#121 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:18pm by onigiriqueen

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.... well if your dad is pissed about your hair color... it's his own damn fault....

for either marrying someone with ginger hair (or genes) or having them himself

#122 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:19pm by were_giraffe

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YDI for being a ginger and having no soul.
Just playin...

#123 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:19pm by Zog21

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#120: because gingers really have no souls? its bad to believe everything you hear on the tv, but you listen to everything cartman says? go diaf

#124 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:20pm by Failercoptor

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Even my best friend has red hair LOL.

#125 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:23pm by satanicminnow1

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redhair + Green/Emerald eyes + Scottish accent = perfect. the only problem i could see is if red hair doesn't run in the family.

#126 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:23pm by The_Sadist

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What the hell is wrong with people????? Ugh, I'm so sick of people judging and rejecting other for such SUPERFICIAL THINGS!!!!!!! Your dad is an asshole.

#127 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:28pm by wordgirl

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i agree with the dad's. after all, gingers are going to take over the world and kill us all. i would advise against reproducing too many more gingers. its just dangerous for everyone involved.

#128 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:29pm by failwhatwhat

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#109 if you don't have the freckles and pale skin then you aren't a ginger, you're a day walker.

you still can't be trusted. sorry...

#129 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:30pm by chris5182

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wow 122 I'm glad you know what "just playin" means.
God damn people on this site really need to get a set of hedge trimmers to the temple.
One of my best friends is a ginger.
Oh and also I don't believe in a said "soul" so stfu and take a joke you piece of shit. How bout while I diaf you can enjoy your life as a humorless virgin.

#130 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:31pm by Zog21

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And like some other people are saying, Gingers are actually beautiful. I find it bizarre that they have a complex about it. Their beauty is rare and real.

#131 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:32pm by wordgirl

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I honestly don't know what's bad about having red hair...

#132 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:32pm by meta_knight_486

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The depths of human ignorance and small-mindedness astound me daily.

#133 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm by mouseintern

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Ouch. I've always had a thing for red-head girls.

#134 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm by DiSab

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Ginger's are sexy!

#135 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:36pm by RPGod

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In my family, which is part Irish, part Native American and part French, we have a few redheads and one ginger. She died, but she was beautiful. I always hoped the redhead or ginger gene would pass through me to my kids. Didn't get that lucky tho...

#136 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:40pm by wordgirl

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GINGER DEBATE! lets go at it
in this corner-people that watch southpark and actually have a sense of humor
in this corner-humorless assholes who cant take a joke

#137 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:41pm by failwhatwhat

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awe thats mean. i have blonde hair but i love red hair. my best friend is a ginger, wouldnt have him any other way! some people are so dumb.

#139 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:45pm by FMLfangirl89

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that sucks. i get made fun of all the time for having red hair. it just sucks even more that your dad said it

#140 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:49pm by sampsonite24

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Deserved that one, ya' filthy ginger kid.


On a more serious note, my mom's a ginger and a rather nice lady

#141 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:52pm by Mr_Robotron

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110) you are an idiot. if you do not have pasty skin and freckles, you are NOT a ginger, youre a day walker. a ginger is someone with red hair, freckles, and pasty skin that has no soul (and can't be a pirate). a day walker is someone with red hair that doesnt have pale skin and freckles. OP-YDI for not having a soul.

#142 - On 05/03/2009 at 8:59pm by iluvcody

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#119 - Do you really take all your 'facts' about life from a cartoon? That's as bad as Fox News.

#143 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:09pm by alex_vik

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It is a proven fact that red-heads have more sex than a person with any other type of hair color

#144 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:09pm by tibsy2000

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#3 ROFL!
your dad and and his friend are nice..NOT. Gingers are generally pretty and have classic beauty.

#145 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:19pm by weirdoh

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Two FMLs in a row that remind me of South Park, first the semen one and now this.
Anyway, I'm sure you're beautiful. I've never seen an ugly ginger kidd.

#146 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:20pm by drinkupgorgeous

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filthy gingers!

#147 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:21pm by fifafan626

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Hahahahahahahahaha I have red hair and pale skin (but no freckles) and I think the term 'ginger' is probably the funniest term ever. Whenever someone calls me a ginger I start cracking up...I really don't know why. Also that episode of South Park about gingers is hilarious.

I think people need to chill out and stop flipping a shit about red hair......it's nothing special. Yeah, it's true that a lot of red-haired people are really beautiful but a lot of blondes and brunettes are too. I don't know why red hair is such a big deal.

#148 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:28pm by lostinamsterdam8

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135 your just being stupid I love southpark the Ginger thing was hillarious and I have red hair but it gets so annoying walking down the hall way and people calling me a Ginger everyone who does that really needs to get a life cuz it was funny the first fifty times now it's old and really lame..... Just saying

#149 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:41pm by I_live_4_clh

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uh... i'm pretty sure that could ever not be a joke.
be less sensitive prolly.

#150 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:46pm by 998thehat432

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Well, he's right.

#151 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:51pm by a_boat

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nothing wrong with being a red head. they're sexy. the end.

#152 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:56pm by itsasecret

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A GINGER ISN'T A REDHEAD IT IS A GHOSTLY WHITE REDHEAD WITH FRECKLES.

#153 - On 05/03/2009 at 9:59pm by Zog21

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Sarcasm?

However, I like gingers. If it's the right tone, of course.

#154 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:01pm by jet

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fuck them. being a redhead is something to be proud of, girl. we're the rarest hair colour there is.

#155 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:03pm by awillowcabin

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Theres nothing wrong about being a red head...
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#156 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:11pm by Kareohlynah

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There's nothing worng with being a red head..
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#157 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm by Kareohlynah

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There's nothing worng with being a red head..
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#158 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm by Kareohlynah

#152 IS RIGHT

Redhead - regular person with Red hair.

Ginger - pale as shit, freckles, red/orange hair and burns in the sunlight!

I'm happy with my Blonde hair.

#159 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:13pm by 100308

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What do you want us to say? It's your fault for being a soulless ginger.

#160 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:17pm by Egg_Shen

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What's that day where everyone beats on a ginger? See you then ;)

#161 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:20pm by MukyDaCookie

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I would kill to have red hair and fair skin. Ginger is beautiful.

#162 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:21pm by hellinahandbag

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Don't feel bad, people make fun of blondes as well.

#163 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:28pm by MukyDaCookie

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Eeew! Gingers are creepy!

#164 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:34pm by lillian_mcgee

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your dad isnt attracted to gingers....not like that should be a problem for you....

#165 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:38pm by nicoler

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I love red hair and pale skin, it's the way you were born, nothing wrong with it.

#166 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:43pm by Goldfinch86

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I'm pretty sure this girl is from the UK, because as far as I know, that is the only place where people seriously have a bias against gingers. I once dated a guy from Scotland and he told me how he and his friends would corner this ginger kid and chant "giiiiingerrrrrrr" at him. Though I'm not 100% on this, I'm pretty sure it has to do with Britain vs Ireland, and Irish people seen as subhuman by British for such a long time... Regardless, the dad and his friends are an assholes for having that bias.

#167 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:44pm by Ici

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ginger ale maybe? =]

#170 - On 05/03/2009 at 10:56pm by perussian

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Gingers are fucking hawt though. Although maybe that's why he said that. Or maybe he just knew you were listening in and wanted to fuck with you.

#172 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:11pm by Tsukasa

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Whatever-redheads rock!

#173 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:14pm by jAmbre

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#135 i believe its more of

in this corner people that cant make a joke without harrassing someone else because their own self esteem is so low

in this corner people who only make jokes mimicking what they see/hear on tv

in this corner people who are trying to be nice to the op, like gingers, or just dont find demeaning other people funny.

#174 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:18pm by pinkducttape

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That's not so bad. He just doesn't like ginger.

#175 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:24pm by 24788

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He might have been saying it sarcastically, since his friend would likely have know you're a ginger. Unless you're moody and nuts. But it's more likely to me that he didn't mean it literally.

#176 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:26pm by p00p0ster0us

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YOU ARE SO LUCKY!!! D:

To Do List: (when i have kids, after uni grad)

1) Have a ginger baby!

#177 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:38pm by boredomnesses

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I've heard some peoople don't like gingers which I don't understand. It's just a hair color.

#178 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:39pm by Rachelgrl1989

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i dont mind the term ginger, frotch is the one that annoys me
its just...uncomfortable

#179 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:40pm by lostinamsterdam8

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blah my comment got messed... 2) was have a ginger baby!! (:

Gingers are gorgeous! Whats wrong with people ?? My sister has the beautiful porcelain pale skin, and freckles, sadly her hair is naturally dark chocolate brown! She looks amazing with red hair, EVERYONE calls her ginger!! As a compliment though :P Being tan is overrated. Only natural tans are nice, and to get them you expose yourself to skin cancer... so instead you have nasty fake looking tans that people go for Ew. Pale skin is natural and cannot be imitated! Its soo gorgeous! I would kill to be ginger... olive skin + brunette = fail. AND FRECKLES ARE GORGEOUS!

Embrace your unique beauty!!!!!!

#180 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:45pm by boredomnesses

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he was prob just trying to make his friend feel better, but gingers do suck.

#181 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:52pm by texiy

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#182 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:04am by ams7509

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You don't have to say "I'm his daughter" when you already said that he's your dad.

#183 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:15am by lifeislife

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Hey! Red hair is super pretty! I think there is a shade of red hair for everybody:) P.S. You should replace your dad's shampoo with red hair dye. LOL

#184 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:43am by Twixnumber2

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The guy I have a massive crush on is a ginger, haha. He's freaking adorable, go redheads! :D

#185 - On 05/04/2009 at 12:53am by SimplyInsane

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1. Red hair is hot. On a guy, but especially so on a girl.
2. Freckles are cute.
3. Maybe they were joking, or you misheard them or something.
4. If they weren't joking, fuck them and don't think any less of yourself.

#186 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:01am by Rainbow_Monkey

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Being ginger is awesome, and anyone who says otherwise is clearly just jealous of our gorgeous hair and ability to sunburn under fluorescent lights.

#187 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:02am by Inoku

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...u shouldn't be so gingery about it.

#188 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:17am by sydni_isuck

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oh thats ashame..

#189 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:32am by nicoleisalrite

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Wow, no one understands how sarcasm works anymore? Fuck overly sensitive assnuggets. Seriously.

Oh, and the only ginger I actively dislike (so far) is Joss Whedon. That guy's a douchebag.

#190 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:54am by missapple

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Kinda sounds like he's being sarcastic. If he's actually being mean you have something to worry about :(

#191 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:20am by TVC15

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I find redheads to be quite attractive in their uniqueness.

#192 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:24am by Xero3g

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GINGERS KICK ASS!

#193 - On 05/04/2009 at 2:52am by 1Tsk

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GTFO GINGER.

#194 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:57am by MajorLeeScrewed

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Ya, I'm a ginger also, my dad denied that I had red-hair when I was born saying that it was just "strawberry blond" and I would grow out of it. Being a ginger is awesome though! Eff parents

#196 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:56am by Allemaracs

Gingerkid Reporting In!

Where do you live? I'm going to murder your father!

#197 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:08am by Vagn

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I always wanted to be a ginger. What assholes.

#198 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:58am by neverland

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Ginger racism is the only acceptable form of racism.

...That sucks, though. It really does. >_>

#199 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:16am by PennyAnna

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Ginger Pride for Life!
Its sad that a father can think like that.
Don't ever change your hair colour for anyone.
If they truely know who you are, hair colour or any other physical feature isnt an issue.

#200 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:20am by 1073

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gingers are beautiful :)

#201 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:48am by neverdoug

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This is an impressive thread and a few things I must point out, being a ginger male.

1. UK is not the only place ginger is used maliciously, Aus and NZ use it too, along with ranga (from Summer Heights High, hilarious show).
2. To people who are saying things like people can't understand sarcasm, wtf. We're reading text and sarcasm is mostly understood from tone.
3. How can people be so against someone because they have less melanin?
4. Replace every word ginger for a word of another race i.e N... spick, chink etc and you have quite a racially charged thread. As someone has said, it is the most commonly accepted form of racism which is rather unacceptable.

I'm a proud ginger. Everyone should take a look in the mirror, nobody's perfect.

#202 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:15am by mhac009

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why does everyone hate gingers?

#203 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:21am by xHaniffax

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Man, I freaking love redheads. Your dad's a jerk, straight up.

#204 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:33am by ammali

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Oh, let me also point out that I'm a girl, and I love redheaded guys. Then again, I have a thing for Irish/Scottish/general Celtic guys anyway. Red hair and kilts, yesplz.

#205 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:39am by ammali

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all the ginger fmls are the same. people you need to be more creative.

#206 - On 05/04/2009 at 8:54am by holynemesis1208

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Fucking Ginge!

#207 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:03am by Bennyboy1985

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Either it's his "ginger" genes that is his problem, or he is inadequate and the genes came from somebody else =P

#208 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:06am by UNCW_Joe

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I'm ginger, we rock :D

Thomas Jefferson and Winston Churchill were ginger, so was Malcolm X (despite being black - it's possible!). Boudicca was ginger and she pissed the Romans off big time :D

We kick ass!

#209 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:12am by yottskry

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you people are sooo lame. some adds a fml where someone says they are fat. and all the fatties of the world unite to make them feel better. same thing with gingers.. everyone tries to make them feel better. and most fire crothes are UGLY.

personally, ive always wanted too see a fire crotch fall in a ditch do i could yell.. FIRE IN THE HOLE!

#210 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:20am by kimlee

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#179 No you don't have to say she's his daughter... but it shares the gender of the OP to the reader which paints a clearer picture.

#211 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:30am by fallencresceny

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LOOOOL, shame its not your fault you are ginger

#212 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:38am by Day00l

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Xex... I have red hair too. Nothing too bad))

#213 - On 05/04/2009 at 11:41am by nooneelse

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I'm a redhead and get so much abuse! Join redhedd.com. :)

#214 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:24pm by kangahugger

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Well that wasn't nice of them to say..
I'm a redhead and i love it!
Nobody really gives me crap about it, in fact, I've always been told that I have beautiful hair. I don't mind being called "ginger" either, even though I know some people use that term in a derogative manner.
Don't let your dad's comment bring you down, gingers are awesome! :)

Oh, and #204: You are not funny. At all.

#215 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:36pm by summersong89

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I purposely dye my hair red. Red is the new Blonde....it looks hot!

#216 - On 05/04/2009 at 1:37pm by tweezy04

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Red hair can be really nice, especially on girls, so don't worry about it. Your Dad is just a sheep & is too afraid to disagree with his friend. FYL for having a stupid father.

#217 - On 05/04/2009 at 3:08pm by AnneFTW

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huh? what's wrong with gingers? also, isn't it something that you get from your parents? Unless he's not your real dad (and retarded not to figure it out). It's like a guy saying "yeah, there's nothing worse than having a nigger son"; even if he's not black, the wife _has_ to be, otherwise, he's not that smart.

#218 - On 05/04/2009 at 4:31pm by pete275

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the guy i like has red hair and he's sooo cute!

#219 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:05pm by randomgirl13

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ahh the gingers always have it tough...lol

#220 - On 05/04/2009 at 5:17pm by yeahreally

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I have red hair...well light orange...When I was born, he said "Ewww...red hair?" The nurse that helped deliver me had red hair...He deserved that. XD

#221 - On 05/04/2009 at 6:37pm by lemonseed

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We gingers are superhot and amazing.
Plus, red hair gives us superpowers ;)

#222 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:20pm by effyourface

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HAHAHAHAH GINGER!!!!

#223 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:34pm by KEVINPASH

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Aw, sweetie...that's so sad!

#224 - On 05/04/2009 at 9:51pm by whohash

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I HATE that word! Having red hair is more rare than being a natural blonde, in the US anyway. I used to get called a ginger in middle school when the episode of South Park aired, your dad and his friend must be very immature.

#225 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:01pm by musicjunkie22

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I love gingers.

#226 - On 05/04/2009 at 10:03pm by Lovely_Down_Fall

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I love red head girls.... but not guys!

#227 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:29am by Kresniev

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gingervitus

#228 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:06am by hattar

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Is this for real? I've always wanted red hair (but I'd look terrible with it, so I'll stick with my brown)!

#229 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:36am by FTL

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you're red hot I bet

#230 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:46am by nodbor

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My best friend's boyfriend is a ginger. That's not why I don't like him though.

Don't take it too seriously. He was probably kidding around.

#231 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:28am by Carribu

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That's mean ):
Us redheads will rule the world someday (:

#232 - On 05/05/2009 at 12:53pm by Mayzeeftw

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tell your dad u go fuck ur mom again see if its better this time and slap him

#233 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:51pm by max11423

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This post is useless without pictures.

#234 - On 05/05/2009 at 5:41pm by TheNilvarg

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I pay hundreds of dollars a year to have red hair. Most of the men i know think redheads are the sexiest, and do not find blondes attractive in the least.

Maybe they were talking about a cat, are you sure you heard them say baby specifically? IDK. parents are cruel.

#235 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:23pm by omnisciencex

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awh:(

#236 - On 05/05/2009 at 7:28pm by heeystefi

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omnisciencex...what you say is false. blondes are very attractive. that is all.

#237 - On 05/05/2009 at 8:06pm by failwhatwhat

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Redheads are hot.

#238 - On 05/05/2009 at 11:29pm by dudeitsdanny

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my cousins are redheads and they are really rich so you can do whatever you set your mind to

#239 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:21pm by ibrakefordonuts

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gingers dont just have red hair. the must also have really white skin and freckles

#240 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:03pm by DemonicFrost

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"my cousins are redheads and they are really rich so you can do whatever you set your mind to"

lol completely irrelevant. the last part at least. and having a red head doesnt make you smarter.....or richer.

#241 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:19pm by DemonicFrost

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I have a Ginger friend.
His name is, for the sake of anonymity, Dam.
His hair is constantly on fire.

#242 - On 05/06/2009 at 9:29pm by birchofacookie

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it's called a joke?
stop being so sensitive.

#243 - On 05/07/2009 at 11:01pm by ohaiisup

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What's wrong with gingers anyways? Redheads are hot! :P

#244 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:57am by Tikal

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honestly, my boyfriends a ginger, and it was the first thing that attracted me to him.
i've never dated a redhead before[:

#245 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:41pm by brynn18

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BWHAHAHAHHA!
YDI for being a ginger XD

#246 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:19am by Cheyyyy

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Hahhaa. Thats a terrible thing to say.

#247 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:30pm by jen_kay

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Gawd I love redheads! Call me.

#248 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:13am by nobody81

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I agree with #199, gingers get dissed here in NZ too. And Australia.
I don't see why though..!

#249 - On 05/12/2009 at 12:47am by shoegal808

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i do like pale skin and red hair but ginger kids freak me out!

#250 - On 05/12/2009 at 2:53am by crusader8463

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dude, im a ginger. thats so screwed up. all my friends make fun of me for it, but its another thing when your father says something like that.

#251 - On 06/01/2009 at 1:38pm by MuSiC_MaKeR

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This is the part where you walk in, start crying (if you have the talent to do so on cue) and say "Gee, THANKS Dad! I fucking hate you too!" and run away to your room and slam the door. Then demand ice cream. Or whatever, I don't know, it sounds fun.

#252 - On 06/05/2009 at 9:33pm by JoyHeart

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Ignore what your dad said. I have dark strawberry blonde stick straight hair, see thru pale skin and blue eyes. Never had a problem with guys. My little girl always have total strangers fawning all over her because she has the strawberry blonde (little more red in it tho) hair and the pale pale skin and blue eyes. The hair color is is rarely seen naturally. Be proud of it. Many people pay a lot of money for it and a ton in upkeep because the dye fades so fast :P

#253 - On 06/07/2009 at 1:18am by mansen

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YDI for being a ginger.

#254 - On 06/10/2009 at 6:13pm by shmaller

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Woah, there's nothing wrong with gingers! Fuck You #254. Sucks about your dad.

#255 - On 06/18/2009 at 5:20pm by Luneth101

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GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL!!!

#257 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:30am by chizzil

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Hey, I love red hair! Personally I would rather have that then brown

#258 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:00pm by Ardreyea

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All redheads i know i gross gingers. And plus they are all crazy, every single of them. Have yet to meet a sane one

#259 - On 07/26/2009 at 2:10am by MissMcGorgeous

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Wtf who even thought up this whole ginger nonsense? If someone has black hair and blue eyes, or blond hair and brown eyes, are there names for that too?That's so ridiculous! People will use any excuse to make a new stereotype...

#260 - On 08/01/2009 at 5:39pm by iFruit

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Ppl shouldnt say shit about gingers. Theyre human beings too and at the end of the day thats what should matter. Its stuff like that that started the holacaust and genocide. Instead of saying history is bound to repeat itself fight against it instead of just sitting back and letting it happen

#261 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:55am by rushofbluecrush

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girls with red hair are gorgeous. well...some of them.

#262 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:24pm by kweenzombi3

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IMO people who are naturally ginger and don't dye their hair to hide it are awesome and usually one of the hottest.

#263 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:56pm by Mauskau

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that is so mean! gingers are people too! besides, most people with red hair are really pretty!

#264 - On 08/15/2009 at 10:04am by blahblahblah43

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gingers don't have souls

#265 - On 08/22/2009 at 5:13am by Andyangels27

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what does hair color have to do with the person themselves? and for christ sake! a baby?! that's low. real low.

#266 - On 09/09/2009 at 11:07pm by gra_k

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I hate ring called a ginger! It freaking sucks :(

#267 - On 09/24/2009 at 8:45pm by C_Renae_F

hello i am a "ginger"
im the most popular girl at school
head cheerleader
i also got voted best hair
and most fashionable

i dont get sunburned easily.. actually i tan very easily
and i got hilights
ginger have souls

and some like me have sexy bf's

#269 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:00pm by misspolarbear99

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hahaha, FYL for being a ginger and fuck your dad's life for having a ginger child!!
but seriously that sucks..

#270 - On 01/25/2010 at 4:35am by HappyFishh

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isnt red hair suppose to be hot? i mean a hot red haired is a great thing. Your dad and his friend obviously know whats more important to a kid i.e its not education or what not...they're morons period

#272 - On 02/16/2010 at 8:34am by astro2

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wat r u talking about gingers r freakin awesome

#274 - On 03/10/2010 at 12:25am by wethequeens123

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Gingers do have souls!

#281 - On 04/17/2010 at 6:22am by kalixzo

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pfft they're just jealous. us gingers are the best in bed. ;3

#282 - On 04/25/2010 at 9:26pm by danielleeycakes

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nice dad...

#283 - On 05/06/2010 at 1:07am by tagedawg

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I'm a Ginger too. I don't know. but at school I'm always insulted for it. apparently being a Ginger is a bad thing. I wanna know y.

#288 - On 07/14/2010 at 1:12am by stormshower84

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A GINGER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

#290 - On 07/31/2010 at 10:57am by Einthe

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