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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (9292)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Who wouldn't want free rapes?

#2 - On 04/24/2011 at 6:07am by Crusader0102

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rape is not funny. this story is, however.

#5 - On 04/24/2011 at 6:09am by sniperkit

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