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Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (7267)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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