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Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31208) - you deserved it (3317)

On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

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wow, I would have giggled to myself has I made up some story to the cops and had him hauled away.

#3 - On 04/19/2011 at 5:54am by I_See_Purple_Ppl

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It adds extra grip- he's doing you a favor.

#4 - On 04/19/2011 at 5:55am by CateXOX

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