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Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13744) - you deserved it (31316)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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