Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (3354)
On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)
bumpyroad's life also sucksToday, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years…
anonymous also deserved itToday, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad…
Looks like he succeeded.
#3 - On 04/17/2011 at 5:51pm by takeapieandrun
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You woke up though, right?
#4 - On 04/17/2011 at 6:09pm by KristinaKreme
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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