Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
Today, I once again came to the realization of how boring my life is when I noticed that the stray cat in my yard walks in a really silly manner, and I watched it for what seemed like an eternity, utterly fascinated, until it left. FML
Today, my dog barked at his own reflection in the mirror for five full minutes. When I tried to calm him down, he started barking at me like I was in on the conspiracy that seemed to be going on in his head. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, I realized I've been hit in the balls more in the past two years than the rest of my life. Why? My dog is always happy to see me and his tail is just the right height. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were throwing a toy for his dog. He threw it, and I turned my head in that direction, looking for almost a minute before realizing he didn't actually throw it. He's still amused because, "even the dog was smart enough not to fall for that." FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 29
Wow, you are easily entertained.
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
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Comments (170)
catalystics 2
did u punch him?
CDABXXX 5
wtf?
TheFuckerofShit 16
Are you on drugs, catalystics? Animal violence.
dirtyblond 4
The only drug he's on is Charlie Sheen.
staceysgenesis16 0
haha !! that was a win
dirtyblond 4
Winning.
nate_msm 0
#1 agreed should have punched him in badness. only kidding
Finn_the_human 5
It's funny how that happens.
jennabell 0
how did this get published? wow.
EvilPotato 14
why would he punch him.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
15 wins
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#15 may win but I have tiger blood man
SchiTzenGiglez 0
then you win too, everyone wins, except for OP
yuggi1 11
OP is my hero, he's man enough to gaze into space without thinking of boobs/women/vaginas. ;D Go OP!
attatood 8
@#57 -Because we too are easily entertained ;)
dre_bro11 12
57, the FMl is quite funny.
xxxlovesENEMYxxx 0
it's called highdeas OP..loser
Doortje 29
Wow, you are easily entertained.
182crazyking 9
OP is a dog. Problem solved.
Zeeshan69 0
you are taking the time to comment on fml, wow you are easily entertained, oh shit so am I...
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Like dog like owner.
waycool 10
#11 is on to it.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
white people are so easily entertained :)
insanesna1l 0
dogs do the darndest things. your dog was probably thinking, "maybe if i can send him into a trance-squirrel!!!
fmlismynewspaper 7
true dat
fmlismynewspaper 7
true dat
darkpyro0988 0
then you realized you're on FML
witchdoctor1 9
lol dog is mans best friend. bet a dog would think the same thing if he saw us running on a treadmill with our favorite foo being dangled in front of us... just saying..
BlackOpsPWNR 0
OP is a B*tch.. <--there, solution
nalia18 8
BAHAHAHA!!!! Yuh must b realy realy bored! so must b the dawg...
lsswimmer 1
lol
icefshng8 9
today, I read an FML and all of it's comments about being easily entertained... I'm with you buddy!
rocketeer_97 1
hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha
epicenur 2
irony..,
dandawg69 0
I've heard this before on a joke app, this is phony.
thatfrenchguy 8
Epicenur- that wasn't really ironic.
thatfrenchguy 8
Epicenur- that wasn't really ironic.
SchiTzenGiglez 0
that's the irony
lmfaoyeehawhaha 0
true. Lols
wendyyyy 0
Haha, this is a win! Not an FML! haha.
FudgeInMyLife 3
I bet your dog was entertained watching you watch him?
Thanatos1206 0
And I bet OP was entertained by the dog watching him while watching him watching him.
zoe_zoe_fml 0
hahaha X-) I don't get how this is a fml tho
PeteyPablo12308 20
And his dog was also entertained from watching the OP being entertained from his dog watching him, while watching him watching him.
zyxwvutsrqponmlk_fml 0
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
lexiemae97 9
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! I'm extremely confuzzledddd now :o
wowzersselainee 0
Canada all the way!! :D I like being random ;)
olivepalm 0
INCEPTION: DOGGY STYLE
Tuesdays76 0
I am the same way lol. My dog has a long enough tail that he actually catches it, and bites it hard!! then let's go really fast, and proceeds to chase it.
BayBeezy 0
lmao!! that's adorable! does he hurt himself?
Every1luvsfmls 6
I always bite my tail it's sooo long
Tuesdays76 0
Well it can't hurt too bad because he just does it again.
ugliness 6
lol my dogs tail is that log too, when he wags it, it hits just behind his front legs
testthecoal 5
And that is why I have a parrot.
ShyAnn29 14
I have a parrot too and a cockatiel
Prolusive 5
Do they talk? My mate has a dumb one, he can't talk :(
WallyTheWombat 0
I taught my friend's parrot to say "abortion" and now his mom hates me lol.
JMTS 0
win
lakeybalboa 0
67 is awesome
yeahbeinterested 0
Parrots= fail
FMLsOhilarious 6
I have three cockatiels :)
Tuesdays76 0
My parents had a parent once that would say,"Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty, Heeere kitty kitty". It learned that from my dad.
dre_bro11 12
8, is your parrot by any chance the bird in your DP? that'd be AWESOME!
AWHALEXX 0
Perfect match :)
Sporkied 0
r u a dude
notsoluckypup 12
And the world just realized we were reading your FML for thirty seconds xD
Blacksabbath211 9
my thoughts exactly xD
mccaincracker 6
you're mental if it took you 30 seconds to read this fml. that or you're in 1st grade.
bribri360 0
lol I was thinking the same thing xD
baddoggy18 0
yep
musicfreak9821 6
Yup O_O
LeannaLily 7
Hey it's the little things in life that matter most! Stop to smell the flowers, watch your dog chase his tail, these little things are what make up your life and fill it with joy! So, Enjoy!
Ray_of_midnight 22
This. There are worse things in life than being easily entertained.