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Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML
If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.
He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.