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Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36615) - you deserved it (4219)

On 03/27/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.

#2 - On 03/27/2011 at 1:23pm by KMilliron

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If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.

#11 - On 03/27/2011 at 1:26pm by Happygofucky

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