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Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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could've told him what happened? if he already knew, he's a dumbass.

#1 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:42pm by nowIshallrise

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I would go straight to the principle (if you're in highschool), or create an appointment with the dean if you're in college. Tell then what happened, have the student involved act as a witness, and have the teacher reprimanded for disregard of the safety and wellbeing of students.

#5 - On 03/18/2011 at 6:46pm by Leorawr

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