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Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (4150)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

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Shampoo? We don't use shampoo, we use MANpoo.

#2 - On 03/15/2011 at 2:50am by QuantumLegend

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show him what it's used for? shower time =
fun time

#6 - On 03/15/2011 at 2:59am by afdude87

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