Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML
Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML
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hallucinog3n 0
at least he was thoughtful enough to reject you in a (kinda) creative way
mannys1fan 0
hes clever
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mannys1fan 0
hes clever
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I bet he felt smart. u should ask him to a new years dance cuz u cant spell no and can only spell yes
johnrdz3 24
At least you got cupcakes!
UserError94 18
Most likely he ate all the cupcakes except the "N & O" and gave the same box back lol.
gregthestrange 3
#5, you obviously don't handle rejection very well. and OP, you got owned
hallucinog3n 0
at least he was thoughtful enough to reject you in a (kinda) creative way
mannys1fan 0
to #4--bad idea, that could be what got her into this mess in the first place
Amkii 0
lol! He's clever, though.
gregthestrange 3
#8, that's probably all too true with OP
EMG1 0
LMAO!!!!!
gregthestrange 3
you probably should have tried and found out if the guy actually liked you before you went to all this trouble.... it's pretty easy, considering you're still in high school
Kat_MS 0
Oh that sucks, but at least he did it cleverly and nicely :P. I mean he could have done something stupid like throw them back at you. Or yell really loudly that he didn't want to go with you,
cobrakid77678 0
wow that kid is meannnn. you should make him more cupcakes saying F-U-C-K-Y-O-U