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Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55690) - you deserved it (15444)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by goner - United States (New York)

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You have some odd ideas of what constitutes a prank...

#3 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:18am by boatiebanter

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Well I saw that one coming. I hope that was the moment you jumped out so you didn't have to hear all the stuff they were probably about to say. "Finally... you're leaving that asshole Jeff, remember when he tried to play that prank last year at your Grandpas wedding and he had a heart attack?"
Let's hope we learned something here.

#4 - On 05/01/2009 at 9:21am by Big_Blue_Sumthin

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