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Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

I agree, your life sucks (53643) - you deserved it (14826)

On 05/01/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by goner - United States (New York)

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