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Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31305) - you deserved it (2718)

On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

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Don't worry, they'll get in trouble for the false call, darling!~

#4 - On 02/22/2011 at 2:45am by Mirorbo

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wow what stupid douche neighbors. FYL for having to live next to them.

#2 - On 02/22/2011 at 2:37am by Jazzyj152

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