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Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML


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On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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Wow, I’d like to see her explain that at the pearly white gates.

#2 - On 02/21/2011 at 2:56am by crashsapphire93

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What a fucked up family. Remember this day and how they ostracized you should you ever win the lottery and they come begging for money.

#5 - On 02/21/2011 at 3:08am by kingtz

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