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Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12807) - you deserved it (17361)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Who the fuck would name their iPod/laptops names?

#2 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm by IcyHell

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I named my iPod Yoda.

#12 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:53pm by nerdsgetmehot

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