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Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML


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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Who the fuck would name their iPod/laptops names?

#2 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm by IcyHell

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I won't explain shit to you no matter how easy it is with information so readily available.

#6 - On 02/11/2011 at 1:19pm by ZoroFresh

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