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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.
What do you mean "had a go at you with his night stick?" Did he anally violate you, or is this some sort of Lady Gaga or ZZ Top reference?
Canadian cops with guns -- ha-ha! You really had me goiñg there.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014