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Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.