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Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

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On 01/15/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

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Doughnt let him in your house!

#1 - On 01/15/2011 at 5:40pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

#5 - On 01/15/2011 at 5:46pm by LightningLadyy

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