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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64526) - you deserved it (29225)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Oh man, that sucks...for both of you, but for her, mostly. Damn!

#1 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:59pm by wtfuckery

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did you pull your shirt over your head and run around doing the classic soccer airplane celebration?

#15 - On 04/29/2009 at 5:15pm by tehhotness

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