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Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34320) - you deserved it (2067)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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I would have made that kid actually have a need to use it.

#2 - On 01/06/2011 at 7:39pm by Mortanious

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security guards wont do shit, next time get a police officer

#6 - On 01/06/2011 at 7:46pm by sapphirenite

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