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Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5777) - you deserved it (38257)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

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You shouldn't be fingering another guy's rods right in front of their own daughters. Accidental discharges will have many negative consequences.

#4 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:26pm by perdix

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YDI for being a fucking idiot

#3 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:26pm by con1303

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