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Today, the alarm clock downstairs has been going off since 3am. The apartment belongs to two other students. They've gone home. Only 3 more days left to go. FML

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Ask like the owner/manager or something to go in and turn it off. Complain.

#5 - On 01/03/2011 at 12:21pm by That_helped

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This happened to me in the dorms. It was going for like 4 days before it either died or facilities finally got around to turning it off -_-
Just tell the owner, if you know where it's coming from! they'd probably get it done faster since it's an appt.

#7 - On 01/03/2011 at 2:01pm by passinby

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