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Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mariokart, she decided to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17965) - you deserved it (7468)

On 01/03/2011 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and fuck your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

#6 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:37pm by Stepherrss

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And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

#4 - On 01/03/2011 at 12:52pm by PhillyFox

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