Love, Video games, Break-ups and My ex: Thanks, I guess - FML

Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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You deserved it 8 505

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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You deserved it 4 497

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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The best part of breaking up…

By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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You deserved it 8 832

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 076

You deserved it 4 184

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 060

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Top comments

Stepherrss 0

Monday 3 January 2011 19:37

& This is a FML why? Were you expecting your EX to stay the night and **** your brains out? Grow up, she came over as a friend, to help out, not to screw you to make you feel better.

PhillyFox 0

Monday 3 January 2011 18:52

And then you realized there's a reason she's your ex.

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:07

No you wouldn't Sirin, don't pretend be so violent. We all know you still play with barbies and that you kiss your entire Furby collection goodnight before you go to bed.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:09

That depends on how you define "play", "kiss", and "go to bed". "Put in the microwave", "punch", and "sleep in a coffin" are accurate substitutions.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:11

Don't deny it, I'm looking at the pictures right now. You can "substitute" all you want, but a picture says more than a 1000 words.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:16

Oh shit, this is a double post LULZ! Swear to god it's annoying when that happens, even though it's just my own stupidity and forgetfulness in hitting the reply button. But anyway, why are you looking through my infos? Don't make me get a restraining order, dammit.

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 4 January 2011 23:16

Well I suppose I'll just have to sacrifice Zebidee to appease the gods of war then.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:49

#46 Damnit. *Puts Master Balls back in pocket*

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 5 January 2011 1:46

Oi! Since when do I get to be the one who is sacrificed?! It's not like there aren't enough virgins on this site...

paganboy666 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 5:57

" console" like the wii console bro read in between the lines

dreadbeat69 12

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:03

That's a ******* hilarious comment.

yorik_brown 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 13:35

I choose to believe she came over to kick you while you were down. This girl sounds epic.

Denzel0 0

Friday 7 January 2011 16:09

Lool FML needs a like button.

Whoadee 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 8:14

dude master those green shells the when she thinks she's in the lead Blam! blue shell bitch.

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