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Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 9:39pm - misc - by kate (woman) - United States (New York)

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Dude, that guy was probably trying to be nice and help you play it off. What would you rather have? Falling like that and just have everyone stare at you from the corner of their eyes or have someone get everyone to laugh so you can laugh at yourself and then go back to things as normal.

When people don't laugh at something funny, it leads to even MORE akward scenarios.

Dude did you a favor.

#21 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:08am by Elamdri

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#21 is right, all you uptight assholes saying the guy should be fired... you suck, and you're the reason we have so many stupid frivolous lawsuits. GET OVER YOURSELVES. LET THINGS GO SOMETIMES.

#22 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:54am by ammali

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