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Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (16034)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)

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you mean passed out after drinking too much, not falling asleep ;)

#14 - On 12/28/2010 at 4:55pm by BrotherThomas

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At least it's a wedding meeting, and not the actual wedding.

#27 - On 12/28/2010 at 5:58pm by Kishaz_Thirteen

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