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Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back and even bought them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I get repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44686) - you deserved it (5776)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by fuckmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

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