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Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back and even bought them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I get repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
Pay him back by shitting on his face when he passes out.
Or just his bed. Your call..
Personally if someone did that to me I would go shit on his clothes, bed and toothbrush! And when I ran out of shit I would start pissing... and when I ran out of piss I would start wanking over his stuff.
Get some new friends.
#14 doing that is not "acceptable." Perhaps to a degree understandable, never acceptable. I feel bad for your friend's girlfriend.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.