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Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back and even bought them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I get repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52399) - you deserved it (7712)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by fuckmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Pay him back by shitting on his face when he passes out.

Or just his bed. Your call..

Personally if someone did that to me I would go shit on his clothes, bed and toothbrush! And when I ran out of shit I would start pissing... and when I ran out of piss I would start wanking over his stuff.

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 10:04am by Jimboom

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Damn man I know just what you mean. I've been through it before. That's why I'm never DD anymore LOL

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 10:04am by Whisp3r

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