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Man or woman?

Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Damn that's harsh. Don't pay attention to him, OP. But hey, at least you're not homeless.

#3 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:11am by SleepingSkulls

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just realized you were way out of his league ;)

#4 - On 12/08/2010 at 3:14am by GuitarNukka520

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