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Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

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Lol what a gentleman!

#2 - On 12/07/2010 at 1:01pm by ThatGirlIsMe93

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You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!

#22 - On 12/07/2010 at 1:21pm by starile

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