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Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approached me and told me the District Manager wanted to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was being fired for eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36828) - you deserved it (10329)

On 04/28/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

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