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Today, while working at Wendy's my boss approached me and told me the District Manager wanted to talk to me. I had been given a substantial raise the day before so I thought he was going to promote me to manager. Wrong, he told me I was being fired for eating a 99 cent cheeseburger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38144) - you deserved it (10901)

On 04/28/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

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You mean you can get fired for stealing from your job?

THIS IS NEWS!

#5 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:32am by survivalism

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Seems a gray area to me. It's bullshit to be fired for such a trivial thing, though since you got your raise, wouldn't you have been able to afford to purchase the cheeseburger?

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:05am by GameRater01

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