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Today, seeing Ozzy Osbourne live for the first time, I was trying to get the perfect photo of the entire band on stage. That is, until a sudden burst of pyrotechnics startled me, and I gave myself a black eye from the camera hitting me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (8539)

On 11/26/2010 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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u got to see ozzy??? ur luckyyy

#3 - On 11/26/2010 at 6:25am by michelepeixoto

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haha I seen ozzy when he was I'n Calgary at the saddle dome ... for 61 the old bastard can still put on a amazing show

#11 - On 11/26/2010 at 6:45am by lacrossekid

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