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Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (9249)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

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thats normal.

#1 - On 11/23/2010 at 2:54am by junkboy

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lol I would have slowly said peek-a-boo

#6 - On 11/23/2010 at 2:59am by Fantastiic

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