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Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (6696)

On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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The iPhone 4, loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.

#18 - On 11/20/2010 at 11:32am by steelersfan32

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You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice.

This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.

#5 - On 11/20/2010 at 10:31am by mintcar

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