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Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Always keep your eyes on you purse while you're at a bar.

#2 - On 11/20/2010 at 10:29am by SmileSweetly

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You should have your purse with you at all times. Never leave it unattended. Unless, it actually was by your side and you were a little too drunk to notice.

This is why I never take my purse with me to the club or bar. I grab an I.D and some cash and keep it in my bra.

#5 - On 11/20/2010 at 10:31am by mintcar

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