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Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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spilled it on your lap?
sounds hot ;D
no really, that had to burn

#7 - On 11/11/2010 at 5:31pm by EvilDoll

See in context

+2 | 7

What did we learn today? Iced coffee, bro.

#27 - On 11/11/2010 at 6:57pm by lillyloco

See in context

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