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Today, my husband was looking at a bariatric surgery website and asked him what he was reading. He said, "Oh, your anniversary gift. Surprise!" He wasn't kidding. He got mad when I politely declined his gift, then angrily said "You know, it really hurts when you don't like the things I get you." FML


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On 11/10/2010 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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you should get him a dildo and see what his reaction is!

#3 - On 11/11/2010 at 3:20am by GodinezXC

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Some people don't know the facts about the surgery. In order to even be considered for the surgery, you have to be at least 100 pounds over weight. Maybe the guy is just a superficial prick who wants a super model instead of a normal weighted women. She may be slightly over weight but not enough for the procedure. People that just assume she is obese is just making a jack ass of themselves.

#24 - On 11/11/2010 at 4:27am by Idahoarmywife

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