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Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML


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On 11/09/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by snitcheyes (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Why do moms always try to set up their daughters with some random guy?

#3 - On 11/09/2010 at 12:54pm by giantsfan2010

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Redneck boy? To get rid of him, just remind him that you're NOT first cousins.

#37 - On 11/09/2010 at 1:53pm by pinkdottedbow

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