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Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
Even the automatic door knew you were full of shit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015