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Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (8663)

On 11/05/2010 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gwynedd)

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Way to go Mr. Drama Queen...

#7 - On 11/05/2010 at 10:35am by Good_old_Grim

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Even the automatic door knew you were full of shit.

#10 - On 11/05/2010 at 10:38am by Triumvirate

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+8 | 8

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