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Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36776) - you deserved it (2786)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Crazy girls are the best in bed :)

#1 - On 11/05/2010 at 10:33am by c420racer

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Is it a "I love you!" stalk or a "When nobody else is around, you're dead." kind of stalking?

#7 - On 11/05/2010 at 10:42am by Rei_Ayanami

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