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Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23500) - you deserved it (11237)

On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

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Tell them to go complain to your manager! See how far that gets them.

#1 - On 11/03/2010 at 11:09am by SquaresviL7e

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Tell them you're retarded in a loud, nasally voice, and you only got hired so Ikea could promote an image of being an equal-opportunity employer.

#6 - On 11/03/2010 at 11:13am by knibbsy

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