Health: Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs....

By akimbojuju - 22/06/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, my pinky finger found out how much a king size bed weighs. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By Miss_Whipped - 14/10/2016 06:04 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML

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By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2023 04:00 - United States - Asheboro

Today, after I bought a bedframe a few days ago that was up for sale with a sign next to it that said "The best you can ever find! Very supportive and stable!" guess what happened? It shattered into small splinters. I’m literally underweight, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By nofooddrinkorsex - 25/08/2019 22:05 - United States

Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML

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By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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extrasnipes 22

Monday 22 June 2015 23:13

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

acp2002 23

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

that sucks really hard

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CliffyB03 28

Monday 22 June 2015 23:10

As much as you weigh because you're a king ;D

Amateur_Dank 17

Monday 22 June 2015 23:49

What the ****....

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 22 June 2015 23:51

That's the dumbest fat joke I've heard all day.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Monday 22 June 2015 23:52

Smooth.

_ExcitedPotato_ 8

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:01

Not enough potato in this comment.

ProfessorMctitie 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 0:16

#25 is your profile picture shrek with poop on his face

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:33

#33, That's not poop..

CliffyB03 28

Tuesday 23 June 2015 2:49

Apparently no one likes my smoothness.

kangx1 28

Tuesday 23 June 2015 4:59

No.

Sangue0608 26

Tuesday 23 June 2015 5:10

@#1&43 Obviously

Marshallino 21

Tuesday 23 June 2015 8:29

Because it wasn't smooth at all.

acp2002 23

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

that sucks really hard

expertsmilee 26

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

You couldn't lift it with your pinky?...wuss

mds9986 24

Monday 22 June 2015 23:12

Probably doesn't even lift.

extrasnipes 22

Monday 22 June 2015 23:15

Do YOU even lift bro?

xluciferx666 21

Monday 22 June 2015 23:45

#11 yeah the cake to my mouth

AddictGamer 16

Tuesday 23 June 2015 2:03

I lift the tab on the Oreo bag called 'lift'.

Ichiya 29

Tuesday 23 June 2015 4:07

The cake is a lie.

elizabeth_black 26

Monday 22 June 2015 23:11

How exactly did this happen?

tomoc1990 9

Thursday 25 June 2015 2:32

I want to know too ??

hafyyyy 17

Monday 22 June 2015 23:12

so did it tell you the weight?

ProfessorMctitie 20

Monday 22 June 2015 23:12

How did your pinky finger find out

carcinoid 17

Monday 22 June 2015 23:12

sounds like you were stuck in quite the little situation

extrasnipes 22

Monday 22 June 2015 23:13

Well don't keep us in the dark! How much does it weight?

flufee2 27

Monday 22 June 2015 23:47

a handful :)

ArturoJames 13

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:06

Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..

extrasnipes 22

Tuesday 23 June 2015 1:26

...not funny

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 23 June 2015 10:33

It weighs exactly 1 kingsizebed weight.

smackaroonial 20

Tuesday 23 June 2015 20:56

It depends, is it a regular King, California King, Alaskan King? They're all so different!

_OF_WG_KTA_ 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 14:38

He doesn't know. His pinky knows, though.

karacakal2 30

Monday 22 June 2015 23:14

So how much does it weigh?

gracehi 31

Monday 22 June 2015 23:16

"According to my pinky, this queen sized bed weighs exactly MOTHER ******* OUCH!"

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