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Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML


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On 10/25/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by not_relaxed (man) - United States (California)

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The rain isn't going to kill you, darling...I know it's a scary thing for you California folk to understand, but you will NOT melt if you go outside while it's raining. Of course, I still recommend an umbrella.

#1 - On 10/25/2010 at 6:15am by Mirorbo

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Did you go on vacation by yourself? There are things to do when it's raining. Museum, restaurants, strip clubs, bars, robbery. PLENTY of things.

#2 - On 10/25/2010 at 6:20am by FFML_314

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