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Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29216) - you deserved it (5541)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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captain underpants reference :)

#9 - On 10/23/2010 at 10:19am by astarwarsfan

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the red menace strikes again!

#5 - On 10/23/2010 at 10:08am by Ancarnia

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