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Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "Shes not THAT ugly." FML


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On 10/22/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by annonymus - United States (Wisconsin)

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aww...somebody is insecure.
take it as a compliment.
she didn't want her boyfriend hitting on you.

unless your sister is a jerk. and you have been called that all your life. punch her in the face.

#1 - On 10/23/2010 at 2:46am by spady62287

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You should have replied "yeah, neither is he!"

#4 - On 10/23/2010 at 2:49am by krushr

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