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Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23542) - you deserved it (2235)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

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Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than...

Oh, nevermind.

#5 - On 10/22/2010 at 6:03pm by DocBastard

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Well, it seems to me that...

*puts on sunglasses*

... urine trouble.

#11 - On 10/22/2010 at 6:15pm by DrAwesome

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