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Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57602) - you deserved it (12192)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Your powers of observaton astound me.

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:16pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

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oh man, well on the bright side, you're untouched.

#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:21pm by soozin

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