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Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50412) - you deserved it (9320)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:21pm - misc - by fuckMYlife94321 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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i don't blame you for not checking who it was after waking up...you were prolly half asleep and disoriented if you fell back asleep, and you don't expect things like this to happen to you. also, since you were expecting your mom home its understandable

#26 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:56pm by trackrunner525

See in context

+3

Your powers of observaton astound me.

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:16pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

See in context

+2

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