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Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31335) - you deserved it (4050)

On 10/16/2010 at 9:14am - misc - by dcait_1196 - Sent from mobile version

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How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?

#4 - On 10/16/2010 at 1:50pm by MAGNAVOX

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Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.

#1 - On 10/16/2010 at 1:49pm by Geiko

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