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Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 9:58am - misc - by thecasbah - Norway (Oslo)

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He was probably lying about the cafe just because you quit you know...

#2 - On 10/06/2010 at 1:01pm by inglouriousbitch

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Sounds like bluff to me... if you were really getting your own cafe, they would have used that as a bargaining point in keeping you on.

#13 - On 10/06/2010 at 1:16pm by NoFackYourLife

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