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Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML

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On 10/04/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by kat101 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

#14 - On 10/04/2010 at 7:12pm by Trapped_in_a_Box

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ouch? try explaining that one to the team.

#7 - On 10/04/2010 at 7:07pm by omggitshayley

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