By kat101 - 04/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML
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Trapped_in_a_Box 0

how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

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prevert_fml 0

good job ******* your team over, retard

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dreamering 16

take care of your butt. It's more important in the long run

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Randen_fml 0

Good luck in the shower. Your team is gonna kill you.

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LMFAOwned 9

You, my darling, fail.

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J0gby 0

it was small enough for you to sit on it?

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Jessi2487 0

need butt stitches? there's an app for that.

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KingDingALing 9

Don't drop the soap in the showers, OP. Or else you're gonna get raped with a strap-on. Maybe they'll shove the trophy up your ass since it already cut your ass cheeks.

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TheTigerRoars 0

At 109, psssh. Who uses strap ons? Haven't you seen these kids using those sticks with straw attached usually meant to sweep dust off of floors? -Fluffy McTiger

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MissErikaHart 0

76....well, it was 2nd place :-/

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OhMyHolyBalls 0

You didn't get first?? You must suck, YDI.

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KingDingALing 9

113- What? What kind of **** are you watching? :p

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Siji 0

Sports can be a pain in the ass :P

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YouAlwaysDeserve_fml 0

Black ppl r black. no pun intended

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lm27 5

oh noooo this brought back awful memories of that 1guy1cup video.....aaarggzskdkejckejfnwjqoworoqodncnwkznej

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omfgrofl1337 0

This is fake, im in nc and swim varsity and all of our seasons start next month.

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katn101 2

no it was on the floor and the little person was higher than my seat so i came down on it sideways.. its actually a pretty decent size trophy

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LMFAOwned 9

Pikachu! Strike Ignorance with lightning bolt! iicaptain! Help me out and summon your Squirtle!!!

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ohthebloodygore 16

You're all idiots. Except Ignorance.

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mattman1994 0

Ignorance is right, why are you not being mature on fuckmylife.com?

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ohthebloodygore 16

iicaptain, no more Precious Love and Sunshine for you. You're all idiots. *facepalm*

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mattman1994 0

Guess what? fuckmylife.com is a **** site. Jokes on me

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ohthebloodygore 16

You disgust me, iicaptain. STOP COLOURING.

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Freeze_fml 16

Your unnatural happiness is a detriment to society.

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mattman1994 0

I don't know about that Ignorance, but if you want a silly mega masturbator from fuckmylife.com just send me the shipping and "handling" fee and Ive got you covered

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KiddNYC1O 20

I agree with 97, can't trust a clown!

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MnBran6 0

Iggy, you're looking like more of an old prude than your usual, lovably bitchy self. Something wrong?

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MnBran6 0

Yeah, my mom gets irritable when tired too.  Wanna explain my idiocy? I'd love to get some help.

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MnBran6 0

'Cause captain jacks threads like I write poems.

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MnBran6 0

Alright, Ignorance. I've taken a mental note of your demands and will act upon them post haste.

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zp5 4

I laugh at the fact that this started by a pokemon :)

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pianogrl 0

this is why pokemon rock, kids. see? everyone shunned the non believer!

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MAGNAVOX 0

Ignorance, your name says it all.

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ohthebloodygore 16

173, you're just ignorant. You're also an idiot.

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xBHD31095x 0

the voices in my head said they want me to kill ignorance

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dragonairsavedhy 0

2. I'm in love with you

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ambi5 0

You are my hero. I just hope the swim person didn't say pika when the got hurt because that would be just awkward

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ThePwnapple 0

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN PIKACHU IS SPEAKING.

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Xirre 0

Calm down, Sweetheart. :) Time to look for that strap-on you lost up your ass.

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Mehness 0

Oh look, it's an asshole being a downer on a thread started by someone with a pikachu picture. Shame.

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Mehness 0

Anyways... I'm confused by you, captain. Is there something I'm missing in your conversation?

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validus 0

pikachu used hand grenade! it's super effective! wait, shit. I don't think it's breathing... o_0

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atticuz 2

Ignorance looks like she can take a DP. She's a feisty one. I bet her sitting action is totally wicked.

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harrypotterrfan1 0

awh sorry hahah but u deserved it you were clumsy

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love_maddieee 0

your gonna get it(: better go get first in another racr to makr up for what you did(:

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omggitshayley 0

ouch? try explaining that one to the team.

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h2opoloplaya 0

that's a really early state meet the Dawson must have started a while ago

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h2opoloplaya 0

*season. dumb iPhone auto correct

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seekndestroy 3

sounds like something i would do. being clumsy is no bueno. fyl op

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pianogrl 0

how could a trophy be that sharp?

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bigbadtim 7

Maybe the trophy looks good, so you could say that it is sharp.

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Trapped_in_a_Box 0

how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

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