By kat101 - 04/10/2010 22:11 - United States

Today, my varsity swim team got second place in the State meet. My coach said I could bring the trophy home for the weekend. On the way home, I accidentally sat on it and broke it, cutting my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 344
You deserved it 36 087

Same thing different taste

Top comments

how do you accidentally sit on a trohpy? isn't big enough for you to notice it?

Comments

zp5 4

you probably shouldn't of brought it home that weekend.

YDI for costing your team 1st place, for being selfish and wanting to take the trophy to your house for the weekend, for asking permission instead of just taking it, for having a house to go to, and for having an ass with which to sit on it.

Noonaa_fml 0

ohkay ! u need to qett a fuqkinn liifee ! yhuu comment on everyones thiinqq with neqativee nnd dumbbell thinqss to sayy ! qett a daymn lifeee !!

Someone doesn't have a sense of humor! ^__^

zp5 4

wow, #27. You've given me a lot to think about. I think I might change my ways. However, I want to know one thing: did your mother take advantage of the pregnancy discount at the liquor store, or what?!

27, I didn't know that tribal language was still spoken in the world. Is it your native language?

zp5 4

27 you're stupid. whaaat? I just wanted to fit in with everyone!

zp5 4

44 I would think so. 27 not only did that happen to your mother, your father is a drunk smoking ****** with no life but sitting in the streets holding a sign that say "WILL **** MEN FOR FOOD".

zp5 4

you'd be suprised how many people actually went for that.....

Well, first of all... OP, YDI. This is why you don't deserve to have pride. As for 27, don't read it if you don't like it. Just get over; he's going to do it regardless of how many curse words you throw at him. Now for zp5, quit conforming to society. We don't need all you humans running off a cliff like sheep do. You guys don't taste good. Trollz, I will get my hat made out of your skin. ._. that is all. -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

I don't eat junk food. I so stole that from Ice Age. -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

aw. well I guess I'm not giving you this cinnamon roll I made...

I'm a tiger... I want raw meat with seeping blood oozing from it's entire entity. Why would I eat a cinnamon roll if I can just eat your mom? Hahahaha, I had to. Terrible joke... -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

shut up fluffy mcballsack. nobody can resist my fresh cinnamon rolls!

Why do I have to be a balls sack? That's what your cinnamon rolls already are. Quit trying to feed that to innocent, unknowing families! -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

I have to disagree with you. my cinnamon rolls are certainly not ballsacks. and I feed those people so they can enjoy the great taste of my freshly baked cinnamon rolls!

...I bet they melt in your mouth too... There's no changing cinnamon rolls back. -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

yes they would melt in your mouth. because they can have fudge in them, and they're really soft and those people who eat those have a great time in their mouth because they're eating my freshly baked cinnamon rolls!

zp5 4

yes! my cinnamon rolls can never be beaten!

... the perversion in this conversation makes me wonder why the Pillsbury dough boy was really created... -Fluffy McTiger

zp5 4

because if he weren't what would be the fun in all this? plus without it, cinnamon rolls would be boring when you're looking at the label. so eat my freshly baked cinnamon rolls tiger! OR I HUNT YOU DOWN. teehee!

HaxivX 0
JayBear14 11

i hope your name is matt daggs

Her name is probably Hugh Jass. Sorry couldn't think of a female equivalent.

it's a she... PS. stop being rasict, only Russell peters can do it without looking like an asshole

sallen0046 4

Why would you put a trophy in a place you could sit on it to begin with?

Your event was the back(side) stroke? /lame